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A Sound of Thunder/ aka Butterfly

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Mr. Shidler, we've examined your case study..

Yes, thank you Doctor, so?...

We here at the hospital have a very thick manual which says...

Wait, Emanuel is here now?  That's great!  I haven't talked to him in....

No, no. what we're saying is that in Emanuel's file...wait, what I mean to say about
your...  Mr. Shidler let's please start again...

Is this a leather briefcase?  What does it smell like, i love...

Mr. Shidler please focus.  Look into my eyes...

Ok... but there's a butterfly right... to left of you, on that window  there.  I know which one too, it's a...

MR. SHIDLER!  PLEASE!!  Pay attention!!  

Ok!

Mr. Shidler I don't think you are taking our conversation very ser...  I'm sorry, I'm going to sit down again...  And WE Dr.s have a very thick manual...

Oh, my god, what's WRONG with Emanuel!

We threw this book at HIM!  Wait, I'm not supposed...  Mr. Shidler PLEASE sit back down, now...

Not if there are books on top of Emanuel?!  WHERE IS he?
 
Mr. Shidler... Mr. Shidler, please sit down.  

The purpose of our experiments on you, uh, your health insurAss ALLOWS A certain num....  WE HAVE THIS MANUAL THAT SAYS WE CAN DO ANYTHING WITHIN REasonable param....  IT'S THICK, SO WE FEEL WE'VE STUDIED EVERYTHING POSS...

Dude, where is Emanuel, why do you think he's thick, and do people even SAY that still?.  Not kidding, is he behind the houseplant here?

MR. Shi...  we connected him to WIRES!  He dances just like any good patient.  Please wouldn't you like to dance--that is to say--get better with us here at the Hospital for Disturb...

Give me that book.

Which o...?

DSM-V.  I need to stand on it so I can get that butterfly back out of the window.  She  needs to fly.  She's obviously cold and her wing is chipped....

BUT, BUT!...

Shut up.  We are through for today Dr.   I'll send you my bill for increasing your confusion.  It will do you some good.  Care of my cat who ALWAYS knows what she's doing.



--copyright J. Shidler 2014 08 04 7:35 am
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Bark's avatar
Hahahahahaha! Cool.